Sunday, April 18, 2010

When your Pregnant Wife is Mad at You

Phone conversation:

Husband ( Trying to make up) : Honey, would it help if I bought you a dart board and put my picture on it? Huh? Huh?

Wife (Huffily) No ! ( Brightening up suddenly) But how about you just get the darts?


Hi there. Go on, say it. Well? WELL?