I am a big fan of Ceebeebies.
It's very educational and well designed - it's just about the only thing I am happy letting Peanut watch on TV nowadays.
It's helped me wean her off from 9XM, her erstwhile favorite, referred to fondly as 'Ball' by her because it's logo has a ball-like thing on it.
So don't get me wrong: I love Ceebeebies.
But every so often, I get this urge to beat those sickly sweet little lumps of lard known as the Teletubbies, into a fine pulp.
I could take all four of them.
I work out.