A confident 5-year old Peanut (announces matter-of-factly): I will also write a book one day. *But of course*
A curious 2-year old Pickle ( looking inside the Bhagavad Gita with keen interest): Ee kitaab Daady ne likha?
A surprised 2-year old Papad (opening some other random book and shocked to a blank inside back cover): Ishme Mama ka photo nahin hai?
P.S - It extends to discussions between the help:
Mala: Didi, Anita ne kahaan ye kitaab pe aapka haath hi photu hai...par ispe toh baal hai...yeh aapka haath nahin lagta
(Didi, Anita said this photo here on your book is of your hand...but it's got hair on it, it doesn't look like yours.)