(Cross-posted from my Facebook page here)
He has something on his mind and finally speaks up.
"No, son, you don't"
(He thinks for a bit)
"If I marry a boy, will I not able to have a baby?"
(I choke and cough. And then manage to murmur something about adoption)
"Umm...adoption... And you'll know...(I am inspired) you'll Google it!"