Saturday, April 11, 2009

So much to write about! Oh Dear!

Where do I begin? Should I just start off from somewhere near the beginning? Or might it be better to just put down the key highlights and then choose to elaborate on them? 

- My cousin Mini has got married! The wedding was last week, and we had the most awesome sangeet at my mother's place. The sangeet itself was very different from the typical 'ladies sangeet' affair - but we had the mehendi-walaas, the chudi-waala and us - the dance-waalas! Yep, we pretty much boogied the night away and the best part was that everyone was on the dance floor, right from little Peanut and her cousin Nikki to my grandmother. 
Mini is marrying a rather wonderful Australian man named Russell - a dirt-biking microbiologist, if you can wrap your mind around that mind-boggling combination. As I told him when they were finally leaving for Australia, I'm just so glad that two such wonderful people have found each other. Russell's family - his parents, brother and sister-in-law - had come down for the wedding here, and I must say they are rather good sports. I want to elaborate on this later, but basically, since they wanted to experience the 'true Indian wedding', we had a band arranged for a little 'baraat'. And despite our warnings, the silly band-men started asking the Australians for money while they danced. Except for the fact that they chose to do this by twirling their fingers around the head of the groom - to signify that it was in his 'blessing' - but the twirling-finger action was misconstrued by the hapless foreigners to mean that they were being asked to spin around - which they just good-naturedly wrote off to some strange Indian tradition. Therefore, we had a situation where there were in the baraat, there were:

* increasingly frustrated band-waale, trying hard to get their request for a tip across through their twirling hand-signal and other assorted means...
* increasingly puzzled and dizzy spinning-round-and-round Australians who were beginning to wonder if they had to spin all the way to the wedding venue...
* increasingly shameless my-family-members who were laughing too hard and were too busy taking pictures, to actually think about explaining to the people in our charge that they should probably stop spinning. 

Yeah, Mini - I know you weren't too amused, but wait till you see the videos. Ha ha ha ha hah ah ha ha haha ....

- Then there have been other various things which I should write about later, including: 

- How Vijay and I actually performed at the sangeet - with - wait for it - this song. Govinda and Raveena, we did you proud. (Not! We practiced a total of 3 hours two days before, and little Peanut was quite traumatized watching us...) But we did it anyway, and it was great fun!
-My nicking little 5-month old Nikki while trying to helpfully trim her nails and going through horrible guilt for a whole day
- Peanut's two new cousins landing up from America and her excitement at meeting them, manifesting itself in her pretending to be a dog at 2 a.m. and screaming 'Bhau-bhau' at them around a hundred times.
- An awesome conversation I had with an eight-year-old in the park yesterday, which made a whole lot more sense than some of my recent conversations with adults!

Okay, but for now, I have to go and wake up a jet-lagged family for a 4 o'clock lunch. 

Did I mention I love Saturdays?


  1. yes yes... I have sporting in-laws and mean cousins :) Russ is a molecular biologist, btw.

    your dance to that cheesy song was excellent, and we loved the encore performance too. muahs

  2. :D

    sounds like total dhamaal! we are attending a wedding without any song or practice!! bwwaaaaaaaaahhh!!

    and how about posting the conversation with 8 year old too?!



  3. Congratulations to Mini and spouse.The wedding and sangeet
    sound terrific. I can imagine you and V singing that song, Didn't V add any creative twists to the lyrics?

  4. I'm at work and am having uncontrollable spasms of laughter on reading Peanut's method of expressing her excitement. Good lord!

    Congrats to your coz and her brand new hubby!

  5. Y and Vijay did not sing the song, they danced to it. Imagine that!!!! :-) And we have it all on video, along with the troupe of spinning McInnes.

  6. Actually, Y, you forgot to put in the part when the dholak guy atarted yelling at Russell "two thousand - two thousand!" indicating that he should cough up 2000 bucks. At this point, Russell began to suspect that something was amiss and thought to himself (as later narrated to us) - "This cant be right! He cant be expecting me to spin around 2000 times!"!! Who was counting anyway?! It was hilarious. We are waiting with bated breath for the unedited version of the video as the guy has edited out a considerable portion of the twirling, in the version he has given us!

  7. I came here to say that I've tagged you ! I notice you are popular and I have that teeny weeny feeling its the same tag !!! :))))


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