Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Peanut Vs. Youtube


It was rather entertaining to discover this exchange between my little 8 year old and the world of Google.

Email 1:
Youtube to Peanut -
Welcome! You're now part of the largest community of video lovers on the planet. Our featured videos this week include ...(blah blah ad nauseum)

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Email 2:
Peanut's polite response
'Thanks for letting me know.'


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Email 3: Mail Delivery Subsystem to Peanut
Technical details of permanent failure:
Google tried to deliver your message, but it was rejected by the server for the recipient domain
The error that the other server returned was:
550-5.1.1 The email account that you tried to reach does not exist. Please try
550-5.1.1 double-checking the recipient's email address
(blah blah ad nauseum)


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Email 4:
Peanut (still fairly polite although faintly irritated) to Mail Delivery Subsystem
'No thank you very much'


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Email 5:
Mail Delivery Subsystem to Peanut
Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently
Technical details of permanent failure:
Google tried to deliver your message, but it was rejected by the server for the recipient domain
(blah blah Ad Nauseum)


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Email 6:
Peanut ( now convinced that she must discourage this inappropriate exchange with this stranger who might, after all, be a stalker of little kids)
''Now now now thats going to far for me a 37 year old knows this already now please don't send more mails as i won't be able to reply to them you know as we are selling this one and my old one has gone to be repaired.
Hope you understand''
A master-stroke of genius on her part. Posing to be an old, wise woman of the world. I hadn't laughed so hard in months.


(Crossposted on my Facebook page: www.facebook.com/yashodharalal)

6 comments:

  1. Hi Yashodhara. I have been following your blog for 2 years. While this incident is funny admittedly, but I gotta give it to your daughter for handling a potential cyber bully with so much smartness. You must be so proud.

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  2. ha ha ha...:D last one is simply genius!!...:)

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  3. Hi Y, have been a regular at your blog but always too lazy or laughing too hard or pondering too deep to comment. Does Peanut get to read your posts about her? How does she react? Am sure the Lil boys don't care what's being written about them. :)

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  4. Hi Y, have been a regular at your blog but always too lazy or laughing too hard or pondering too deep to comment. Does Peanut get to read your posts about her? How does she react? Am sure the Lil boys don't care what's being written about them. :)

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  5. Sweet and smart ....hail peanut !!

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Hi there. Go on, say it. Well? WELL?