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Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Guess what? Preview time!

Hello, hello. I'm giving away 3 sample chapters of my new book 'There's Something About You' at this link right here.

And guess what else? My kind publishers at HarperCollins are giving away loads and loads of books to winners each week. I'm told there's over a 100 books to be won for the folks who preview. That is a LOT of books.

So check it out now at this link. And let me know what you think, hey? Write to me at yashodhara dot lal at gmail dot com.


Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Peanut Vs. Youtube


It was rather entertaining to discover this exchange between my little 8 year old and the world of Google.

Email 1:
Youtube to Peanut -
Welcome! You're now part of the largest community of video lovers on the planet. Our featured videos this week include ...(blah blah ad nauseum)

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Email 2:
Peanut's polite response
'Thanks for letting me know.'


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Email 3: Mail Delivery Subsystem to Peanut
Technical details of permanent failure:
Google tried to deliver your message, but it was rejected by the server for the recipient domain
The error that the other server returned was:
550-5.1.1 The email account that you tried to reach does not exist. Please try
550-5.1.1 double-checking the recipient's email address
(blah blah ad nauseum)


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Email 4:
Peanut (still fairly polite although faintly irritated) to Mail Delivery Subsystem
'No thank you very much'


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Email 5:
Mail Delivery Subsystem to Peanut
Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently
Technical details of permanent failure:
Google tried to deliver your message, but it was rejected by the server for the recipient domain
(blah blah Ad Nauseum)


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Email 6:
Peanut ( now convinced that she must discourage this inappropriate exchange with this stranger who might, after all, be a stalker of little kids)
''Now now now thats going to far for me a 37 year old knows this already now please don't send more mails as i won't be able to reply to them you know as we are selling this one and my old one has gone to be repaired.
Hope you understand''
A master-stroke of genius on her part. Posing to be an old, wise woman of the world. I hadn't laughed so hard in months.


(Crossposted on my Facebook page: www.facebook.com/yashodharalal)